More pirate photos below
New for 2009
New prow, figurehead, sail and crow's nest
(see photo above and below)
Walk the Plank!
We believe we have the best pirate act in the UK!
Including the knife juggling routine of death!
The cannon ball juggling act of doom! and
The cutlass fight of danger!
The above set of four photos (lower) are just some
from our performances at the Spinnaker Tower, Portsmouth
during the whole of August 2009. The event was a great success
and we were given this testimonial:
'Zooted appeared at our Pirates Alive!
event in August this year (2009).
Andy and Andy are really nice guys, from the very
beginning when I made an enquiry they were flexible and
quick and thorough at responding to my questions.
Their pirate show was a real asset to our event,
entertaining adults and children alike, in fact they fast
became the favourite part of our guests visit and our staff
loved them too. Our event went on for 32 days, and they
performed the show 6 times a day, but each and every time
it was fresh and funny. They are true professionals.
I would have no hesitation in recommending them,
and if we ever need this type of entertainment again they
would be the first people I contact.'
Julie Longman, Marketing Manager, Spinnaker Tower,
Pirate Walkabout with Ship
Our pirates fortunes have had a turn for the worse!
Their ship has been severly damaged!
In fact they only have a raft size piece of the poop deck
left of their trusty ship!
In need of a new ship they can take or an island where they
can build a new ship, our intrepid pirates search the seven
seas for a new ship!
Pirate Stilt Walkers
If you need pirates of the high seas then
you need our pirates on stilts! High seas - no problem -
our stilt walking pirates can see everything from their
crow's nest challenging height above terra firma!
Pirate Sword Fights
We perform pirate sword fights as part of
our pirate show
We can also perform our comedy pirate sword fight as a separate
act if required
Pirate Costumes and Effects
Our pirate costumes are of the highest quality.
Having sailed and surfed across the globe and caught the
best pirate costumes and effects on the net we are ready
to take on landlubbers and scurvy sailors alike
All our costumes and props are authentic looking and appropriate
for the period.
As can be seen from the photos they are of the highest
quality sourced from professional tailors, replica making
companies or even hand made by us!
Costumes consist of:
Period: jacket, waistcoat, trousers, shirt, boots, head
scarf, hat, large waist belt, baldric, eye-patch, socks
Props consist of:
Period replica: flintlock pistols (non firing), cutlasses
and daggers (unsharpened), telescopes, compasses, grog tankards,
bull-whip, pirate map, pirate flag, juggling clubs (handmade
All other pirates and landlubbers beware!